#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
Can’t you seeeeeee! Your internal organs belong to meeeeeeee!
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.


